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Thanks so much for taking the time to
come out tonight.

2
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Yeah, of course.

3
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I can't believe that guy Walter stood me
up. Like, he stood me up.

4
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That guy's such an idiot. Don't worry
about him.

5
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You're so beautiful. I can't believe he
would do that to you.

6
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Really? You think that I'm beautiful?

7
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Yeah, Mom.

8
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You deserve a man that will tell you
you're beautiful every single day.

9
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I wish they would, but they don't,
unfortunately.

10
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Two brothers don't want men like you.

11
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Thanks.

12
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So, should we go home, or do you want
some more wine?

13
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No.

14
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Night I could ask for, I guess.

15
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Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

16
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I should probably maybe try to do this
more often. I mean, these dating sites

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are leading me nowhere.

18
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Yeah, I've not heard good things about
those.

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They're awful.

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I don't know why I keep going back to
them. I guess I'm just very hopeful. I

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don't know.

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I mean, if they were any good, they
would match me with somebody like you. I

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mean... But no, I get someone like
Walter who stands me up.

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I'll take you on dates.

25
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So you like older women, then?

26
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I guess.

27
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I guess that works for both of us.

28
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Is this your favorite spot?

29
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What do you mean?

30
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I've seen you. I've watched you when you
were in here with those young girls.

31
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You think I don't walk in on you?

32
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No.

33
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I've walked in many times.

34
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No wonder why you like older women.

35
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They don't know what they're doing. No,
they don't.

36
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Yeah, they really don't.

37
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Bet you could teach him a thing or two.

38
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You really shouldn't. Just, you know,
stick with older women.

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Yeah, they don't know what they're
doing, do they?

40
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No, they really don't.

41
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You know, maybe we should just, um...

42
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Let's just pretend that I'm the older

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woman that you met out tonight.

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And I'll pretend that you're a young
guy.

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That I met out.

46
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I... I don't understand.

47
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That's okay.

48
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That's why we're pretending.

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That's another reason why you should
date older women.

50
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Me too.

51
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Me too.

52
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We have all these curves.

53
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How curvy we are.

54
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He's staring at me.

55
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You're gonna make me cum.

56
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Oh, fuck.

57
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Thank you.

58
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See, you don't need to go on these dates
after all.

59
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,360
No!

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Bye.